For a long time, the standard gambit of deplorable Trump types when found in untoward activity is the Pee-Wee Herman defense: “I know you are but what am I?” By forcing debate into a he said/she said format, the average person is inclined to just throw up his hands and say, “Who is to say who is right?” After all, finding out who is right takes time that most people don’t care to expend.