Summary Among Puritan Christian fundamentalists, the Pilgrims were treacherous, murderous swine. The Pilgrims made a treaty with the indigenous people around Plymouth until they had enough forces to wipe them out. This they later did with smallpox and guns, unless they were able to sell them into slavery, all for the greater glory of God.
Apart from the "Merry Christmas" part, it seems accurate enough. Most of the Puritans believed that Christmas was a pagan holiday. Which remains true enough.
Delirious, head-swiveling word salad of the finest type.
Apart from the "Merry Christmas" part, it seems accurate enough. Most of the Puritans believed that Christmas was a pagan holiday. Which remains true enough.